Wow, I haven't posted on this bad boy in forever. And for everybody who reads this (which would be nobody), I regret to inform you that I do not apologize. Ever, actually. Anyways, lets see whats on the table for today. 

Hah! This demonstrates the beauty of Google. I simply google image searched "repulsive" and this was the second image. Could this guy even possibly be serious? I want to say no but then I look at his face and reconsider. . . Cultural differences? Mentally impaired yet independent? Comfortable? Definitely not comfortable. It's not just the shorts (if you may) that make this picture so repulsively great. His hat, backpack, sweet sleeveless shirt, his devious turnaround smile, and the fact that there is quite an audience to enjoy this character make this pretty epic. Are those Sillybands around his ankles or just ridiculous socks? Wow.

And that, right there, is Funley. Completely irrelative to anything current or significant yet somehow put into context (dont ask what context). Don't worry, one of these days I will get around to making this blog somewhat focused but today is not that day. Until then, Git-R-Dun.

Hairy O'Donnell

Holy Johannesburg! USA is about to play in the round of 16. Do you realize what this means!?
No more draws.
Overtime.
PKs.
Single elimination.

And enough vuvuzelas to shut up Rosie O'Donnell. Doesn't it look like she's making that noise?

But seriously, I love America and I love the World Cup. I'm just gonna throw it out there but if we win the Cup, I think it will help pull us out of the recession. Fact: this blog is focused.

I don't know why but Spiderman Goalkeeper gets me hyped! USA USA USA!

It's Important to Practice Good Hygiene

So it turns out the iPad is actually pretty cool, and it makes phone calls. But that doesn't mean I'm getting one. I work at Finish Line and there is no way I have five hundo laying around for some stupid technology that instantly makes you look like you're from the future. Thats right, its stupid. And cool. And I still hate it. Not really but I'm on to the next one.

I do not understand people that smell. Seriously though, how do you live your life like that? Just stinking around, everywhere you go. Today at work this guy came into Finish Line and just stunk up the entire store. Ironically he was wearing a Nike shirt that said "Fresh." True story.

I know this post was weak but I don't care because you probably smell too. I leave you with a funny, funky, funley, and appropriate song by this funkee homosapien seen below.

Total Eclipse of the Blog

Wow. Despite how awesome this blog is, most blogs suck! Seriously, I bet you 10 bucks that if you hit "Next Blog" at the top of this page you will be quite disappointed. So far every blog I've come across is either "Kibbles & Sh*ts: A Blog for Recluse Horse Lovers!!", "My Depressing Outlook on Life," or "Everything You Never Wanted to Know About My Family!" Why would I ever waste my precious time on the internet in such places when I can go to Fukung.net and find politically incorrect jokes about Stephen Hawking? That's what I thought.

Speaking of politically incorrect jokes about Stephen Hawking, have you seen the new Windows 7 commercial? "I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC." Oh man, that'd be rich! Microsoft needs to lighten up anyways if they're gonna try and compete with Apple these days. Apple is already making things like a computer-smartphone-without-the-phone that we don't even need! And as all intelligent and successful companies know, Americans love expensive things that we don't need.

Alright, so maybe this blog isn't that awesome...yet (it needs more posts). But at least its mildly entertaining. As of now, that is my main objective. If I ever resort to ranting about boring things going on in my life or in the world, please give me a swift e-slap of a comment right to face. Until then, I leave you with a better understanding of "Total Eclipse of the Heart."

Let me hear you say, "Uhh!"

Here it is baby! My first blog. I'm gonna go wild with this thing like Gary Busey and Molotov cocktails. You never know what you're going to get, but you can always count on explo-BOOM! You see how I did that? I just added my first sound effect to this blog. And for all you amateur bloggers out there, you can take that one to the bank. Man, this is so much fun I might just have to rename this thing back to Sean Funley. I'll let you guys decide...in like 8 months when someone actually discovers this thing.

Anyways, I haven't really decided what I want to do with this thing just yet. As of now I guess I'll just post random ideas, discoveries, pictures, opinions, and whatever else I want simply because I can. As you may be able to tell, this blog has just turned me into a very powerful person that will make a significance impact on the rest of the world. So beware: Thou who readith thy blog, shal no longer be thou same self. 

To start things off on the right foot, I am pleased to announce that I stumbled upon the "Badass of the Week." And if you don't believe this guy is a true badass, listen to what Aki Ra had to say for yourself, 


"I poke my stick in the ground till I find a mine.
Then I dig around it, to make sure that it is not booby-trapped.
Then, I unscrew the detonator.  And the mine is safe."

What!?!!? Are you serious?! You would think that he is saying this from the afterlife but no, this guy has personally excavated over 50,000 mines by himself, yet he hasn't been injured in 20 years. Well Aki, from one future American hero: To a true Cambodian hero, I salute you. Now let me hear you say "Uhhh" Aki!